This One’s for You Leo

Leonardo Dicaprio taught me to masturbate. I’m not talking about my first celebrity fantasy fap, either. I’m talking about the moment, many many years ago, when I first connected the words ‘jerking off’ with a clenched hand moving up and down along a penis. I was eleven, the movie: ‘The Basketball Diaries’. I was Helen Keller and seeing Leonardo Dicaprio masturbate on that New York City rooftop was my water pump. While I don’t remember...

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